"Keep your eyes open on the missed connections on Craigslist, there will definitely be something for you!"
Yeah, this is how I get picked up in Pittsburgh. I was just dancing with my boyfriend at the afterhours gay bar, when this guy comes up to me and proceeds to try to flatter me with compliments which are always nice to hear. He finishes his conversation with that classy oneliner. However, my followup is always a nice way to let him down easy.
"Yeah, I will have my boyfriend look that up for me, Thanks though!"
And they lived happily ever after.