For those of you who either ride a bus or a subway to work, school, whatever, please consider the following message.
Please do not have the music on your MP3 player turned all the way up so that everyone within 25 feet of you can hear that you obviously love Notorious B.I.G.
I do not need to hear that Biggie wants to bust a nut in your face or that he wants to slap a hoe. Although that does sound sort of fun.
Secondly, please do not talk on your cell phone unless absolutely necessary. I dont care to hear about the date you are going on tonight or about the yeast infection you are getting over. I dont care and no one else does either!