Something makes this Friday the 13th a little more special than normal. Why is this you ask? Because its my Birthday!!! Yes, on this June 13th I will be turning a whopping 23 years old. So that means 23 years ago I was being popped out of my mothers vagina and spewed pussy juice all over a hospital floor. I will be celebrating this momentous occasion by having a quaint little dinner at a restaurant called Kaya with a few of my favorite people followed by drinking my face off all night long. Yay for me, boo for my liver.
Happy Birthday to me!!