I recently got a copy of the new David Guetta album, and honestly, its amazing. It completely crosses over pop with electronic and techno music. I really hope top 40 radio picks up on most of these songs as they will definitely be chart toppers. In Pittsburgh, there is not much if any House or electronic music played on the radio, so it will be exciting if some of these get played. I tried to find a playlist somewhere on the net where you can listen to the songs, but cannot find one. Youtube em if you wish to listen.
Songs you must listen to off the album:
1. When Love Takes Over feat. Kelly Rowland
2. Sexy Bitch feat. Akon
3. On The Dancefloor feat. Will.I.Am & APL
4. Sound of Letting Go feat. Chris Willis
5. I Wanna Be Crazy feat. Will.I.Am
6. Toy Friend feat. Wynter
7. If We Ever
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Random Thoughts of the Day
Someone forwarded this to me this morning at work. Thought it was extremely witty. Everyone must be able to relate to at least 20 of these.
1. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
2. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
3. Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
4. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
5. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a d*ck from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
6. There is a great need for sarcasm font.
7. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
8. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is..
9. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
10. It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
11. Bad decisions make good stories.
12. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.
13. That's enough, Nickelback.
14. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
15. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f*ck was going on when I first saw it.
16. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.
17. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
18. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
19. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
20. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
21. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.
22. Was learning cursive really necessary?
23. Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!
24. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....
25. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
26. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
27. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
28. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
29. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'
30. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
31. When I meet a new guy, I'm terrified of mentioning something he hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
32. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
33. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
34. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
35. I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."
36. I think that if, years down the road when I'm trying to have a kid, I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.
37. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.
38. It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
39. I wonder if cops ever get pi$$ed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
40. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
41. The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.
1. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
2. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
3. Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
4. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
5. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a d*ck from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
6. There is a great need for sarcasm font.
7. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
8. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is..
9. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
10. It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
11. Bad decisions make good stories.
12. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.
13. That's enough, Nickelback.
14. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
15. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f*ck was going on when I first saw it.
16. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.
17. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
18. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
19. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
20. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
21. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.
22. Was learning cursive really necessary?
23. Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!
24. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....
25. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
26. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
27. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
28. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
29. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'
30. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
31. When I meet a new guy, I'm terrified of mentioning something he hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
32. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
33. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
34. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
35. I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."
36. I think that if, years down the road when I'm trying to have a kid, I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.
37. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.
38. It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
39. I wonder if cops ever get pi$$ed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
40. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
41. The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Gross
Last night I decided to do some deep cleaning in and around the apartment. It really needed done and i had nothing better to do so I thought, why not. However, during my cleaning, I came across something no one ever wants to fine. And no I am not talking about a boyfriends skidmarked underwear. You know what I found...
Mice poop.
Yeah. And lots if it. I found lots of it in my cabinets under my kitchen sink. They appear to be living underneath the cabinets actually. I also found it in the corners of my living room and on the window sills. This totally freaks me out. The thought of these gross little creatures running around in my apt is not something I enjoy thinking about. Luckily I dont think they have been able to get into my bedroom because of the way my steps are built to get into my lofted bedroom.
So as they are detained to the downstairs that relieves some anxiety. We alerted our landlord of the situation and hope they can exterminate the little bastards quickly. I just dont want to see any dead mice in any sort of trap. I think poison mice pellets are going to be used, but I just dont want the mice to die and then decay under my cabinets.
I think maybe a cat maybe in order. :)
Mice poop.
Yeah. And lots if it. I found lots of it in my cabinets under my kitchen sink. They appear to be living underneath the cabinets actually. I also found it in the corners of my living room and on the window sills. This totally freaks me out. The thought of these gross little creatures running around in my apt is not something I enjoy thinking about. Luckily I dont think they have been able to get into my bedroom because of the way my steps are built to get into my lofted bedroom.
So as they are detained to the downstairs that relieves some anxiety. We alerted our landlord of the situation and hope they can exterminate the little bastards quickly. I just dont want to see any dead mice in any sort of trap. I think poison mice pellets are going to be used, but I just dont want the mice to die and then decay under my cabinets.
I think maybe a cat maybe in order. :)
Friday, August 21, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
NYC Checklist
Ok, so its a little over two weeks before I come to NYC for 5 days. We have some ideas of what we want to do and where we want to go out. However, I want some insight into what things I should definitely check out and some bars/clubs that I should go to. Any good restaurants anyone would recommend or where to get the best NYC pizza? Come on people, plan my mini stay in the Big Apple.
As of right now, all I know we are doing is going to the Electric Zoo Festival all day Saturday and going to the NYC Eagle on Sunday. The rest of our days are pretty much open.
Your help is very much appreciated.
As of right now, all I know we are doing is going to the Electric Zoo Festival all day Saturday and going to the NYC Eagle on Sunday. The rest of our days are pretty much open.
Your help is very much appreciated.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Detroit Pictures!!!
To view all of my pictures from visiting the Central Michigan Train Depot, click here. Ill have the rest for you in a few more days. Enjoy!
Friday, August 14, 2009
Texts From Last Night
if you havent had the privilege of visiting www.textsfromlastnight.com I recommend you go there now and provide yoruself hours worth of humor. As a sample of the fun that could be had, check out some of the "texts" that I found extremely worthy of mentioning.
(715): He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
(212): I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth. *My personal favorite text
(904): When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
(407): my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
(1-407): It'll hurt less than being alone
(925): we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
(508): he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
(410): In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
(503): At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
(810): Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
(253): i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
(715): He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
(212): I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth. *My personal favorite text
(904): When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
(407): my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
(1-407): It'll hurt less than being alone
(925): we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
(508): he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
(410): In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
(503): At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
(810): Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
(253): i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
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