Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Office Full of Bears

So as I become better friends with the guys in the office and they ask questions about my dirty lifestyle, they have picked up on some gay terminology and have been using it on an everyday basis.

For example, somehow the word "Woof" was used and i tried my best to explain what that meant to the gay community. So now as you walk around the office you hear little woofs being said by surrounding cubicles. Its very quite fun and entertaining.

Today we went over the categories of bears, otters, wolves, etc. And we assigned everyone an animal. They seem to be quite satisfied with what we chose for each of them. I think I am what they call a muscle cub. Still not certain on that one though.

What are you?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are definitely a muscle cub...and that's a good thing!

Good for you for being "out" at work.

that's J-O-S-H said...

I am told that I am a "twink"...though it totez doesn't seem to fit in the animal kingdom AT ALL! If I had to pick, I'd want to be meerkat...they're so fucking cute!

Craig said...

Josh, you are SO a twink. If there were an animal equivalent, you would be a cockatoo.

I'm a dork. Rarely seen in the wild as they are usually holed up in their parents' basement.

that's J-O-S-H said...

Cockatoo! How cute! And how vaguely sexual! I for def def defferz know what I'm gonna dress my ass up as for Helloween next year...

Anonymous said...

Morons...

TheEgoReturns said...

They all know I'm gay at work but it would be a really BAD idea to introduce 63 other mail carriers to the term "woof."

It would be completely overused and lose all meaning for me.

Formysake said...

"woof" I've never heard of that! cool. and thank god for urbandictionary so I'm in the know-how...lol

I.Sit.Across.From.You said...

I only know of the terms 'Bear' & ' 'Twink' from the greatest show on Earth - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia!!!

I wonder what I'm considered?!?!?!