I had a very interesting conversation while drinking at one of the finest hipster bars in the Burgh. It had to do with both rim jobs and blow jobs. Both activities which I enjoy partaking in heavily. However,my one friend almost seemed put off on these sexual acts. He said he would never give a guy a blowjob without a condom, even his boyfriend! I know, he's crazy, right?! And dont get him started on rimming either. He refuses to lick the almighty brown star of joy, and if someone gives his chocolate starfish a ride on their tongue, dont expect to kiss him for the rest of the sexual rendezvous cause he wont allow it.
Now I am not naive in the fact that there are lots of bacteria in both of those heavenly sent areas. But a good clean butt is just oh so tasty. This got me thinking about just how boring my sex life would be if I would refuse to give blowjobs or rim jobs. Since most of my foreplay involves these two things, that would only leave me with armpit licking and nipple biting. And those are only fun for so long.
Because I am a self proclaimed sex pig, I am basically willing to do anything once. Well let me be more specific, if you want me to do anything to you, I will try it. If you want me to pee on you, ok fine. If you want me to pass gas on your face while I sit in your rim chair, odd, but alrighty! Leather sling and matching harness, you dont have to ask me twice! I get off on pleasing my partner. In most cases, as long as he is enjoying it, I am enjoying it too. My man knows he can ask me to do just about anything to him because he knows I will almost never tell him no.
We all have our kinks. We each have those little quirks that just drive us wild. Some people are into scat pigs, and although I dont understand it, I say have fun with that, and dont forget to brush your teeth after you're done. I like rough sex with muscular guys with hairy chests, and to some people that is just as weird. But I will always be willing to please my man while inviting his kinks into our bedroom. After all, sex can get very repetitive, so its always nice to trying something bizarre and off the wall. Don't you agree?